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Horoscopes - 7 March

Horoscopes March 7

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Horoscopes - Feb 28

Horoscopes for the week of the 28th of February.

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Horoscopes (vol. 24)

Sagittarius: Your study planner is so pretty Sag! So was the one you made last week! How about actually following it now??

Massive Reporters 10/4/21 Massive Reporters 10/4/21

Horoscopes vol. 23

Aries, this week make sure you take care with who you choose to bitch about your flatmates to.

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Horoscopes vol. 22

Aquarius: I want you to try your very best this week to actually listen to people. People know when you’re not listening and if you don’t start at least pretending to care you can say goodbye to your Friday night drinks invite. We both know you don’t want that.

Massive Reporters 9/20/21 Massive Reporters 9/20/21

Horoscopes (vol. 21)

Taurus: You can talk all the shit you want to about the Met Gala, but you know what? Sure, maybe only a few of the celebrities “understood the assignment” but that doesn’t mean you do. Literally. Start studying.

Massive Reporters 9/13/21 Massive Reporters 9/13/21

Horoscopes (vol. 20)

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Horoscopes (vol. 19)

Aries: The theme for the week is GREY HAIRS and boy, are you rocking it. Don’t worry, time comes for all of us eventually.

Massive Reporters 8/16/21 Massive Reporters 8/16/21

Horoscopes (vol 18)

GEMINI: I hate to tell you this bestie, but both of your sugar daddies met at the same conference last Friday. Either drop one or tell them you’re not actually exclusive. Sugar daddies have feelings too.

Massive Reporters 8/9/21 Massive Reporters 8/9/21

Horoscopes (vol. 17)

Cancer: Watch out for BYOS and those coins. Your mates are getting craftier. Time to level up, bitch.

Massive Reporters 8/2/21 Massive Reporters 8/2/21

Horoscopes (vol. 16)

I know you think that fun patterned socks make you seem cool. I know you THINK that, anyway, but listen here buddy....

Accessory of the week: Docs.

Massive Reporters 7/26/21 Massive Reporters 7/26/21

Horoscopes (vol 15)

Pisces: I think you look nice in hats. Wear more fun hats.

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Horoscopes (vol 14)

Aquarius: In a fit of munchies, you’ll make a bizarre but wonderful meal this week. Make sure to take a picture of it, this is a dish you don’t want to forget.