Horoscopes - 7 March

Capricorn

Channel your inner creative, or your inner wordsmith and submit a piece of work to that trendy publication, Massive Magazine. They will REALLY appreciate you :)

Website of the week:  www.massivemagazine.org.nz/

Aquarius

Procrastination be gone! Get ahead of your classes now, before you’re caught in the vicious last-minute cycle of Adderall and trying to hand in your assignments an hour before their due.

Your website of the week: https://pomofocus.io/

Pisces

You’ve had ramen and/or peanut butter toast five separate times this O-Week. Your arteries are screaming for a leafy green. Please listen.

Website of the week: https://www.hellofresh.co.nz/

Aries

Take a step out of your comfort zone, which means leaving the house. The outside world is actually kinda cool.

Website of the week: https://www.geoguessr.com/

Taurus

I know you are trying your best to take notes during your lectures. But for the love of God, please stop typing so loudly.

Website of the week: https://www.apple.com/nz/ipad/

Gemini

All I have to say is, what the fuck are you doing? It’s time to reassess those life choices and do some deep reflection.

Website of the week: https://www.how-to-find-yourself.com

Cancer

Life is hitting you hard and fast at the moment. Just know you’ve got a support team behind you who are more than willing to help. You got this!

Website of the week: positiveaffirmations.com 

Leo

It’s about drive, it’s about power, we stay hungry, we devour. That is all.

Website of the week: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IqgERtJEgu8

Virgo

You fucked your flatmate last week. There is a 50% chance one of you will have a mental breakdown and move out before the semester break.

Website of the week: https://www.trademe.co.nz/a/property/residential/rent

Libra

The stars are aligning, 2022 is your year to break your C+ average and ascend into the B grade range!

Website of the week: https://www.masseyhonours.com

Scorpio

You worked hard this week. Kick up your feet, crack a cold one, and let the good memories of simpler times take over your brain.

Website of the week: https://www.poptropica.com

Sagittarius

Is it Covid… Is it the fresher flu… Is it herpes... The mystery bug flying through your nervous system will only last up to 10 days. I hope.

Website of the week: https://www.masseystudenthealth.com