Speaking over Zoom from a small studio in Raglan, Muroki talks about signing to BENEE’s label, playing to a sold-out Spark Arena, and what comes next for this exciting young musician.

Massive sat down with Cameron Fox aka “Arylith” and Ethan Baldy aka “Baldie”, two electronic musicians from Massey, to learn how they came to make their music and the process behind their latest collaboration effort, Collision.

It all started when I was still a tween. I was watching The Brave Little Toaster, and that cute adorable lil appliance caught my eye. An overwhelming tingling between my legs began. I was awestruck.

The love lives of children’s performers is probably a pretty niche topic, but Emma Watkins is kind of an icon.

Yardies are the backbone of a good 21st. There’s nothing quite like drinking 1.4 litres of beer in one go, surrounded by your friends and family. God bless.

Sit back, relax. Melt into the couch, stare into the depths of the universe. With the right chemical additive, the universe will stare back, showing you possibilities you’ve never dreamed of, or perhaps something you dreamed but never dared to remember.

In the name of good journalism, Massive went down the rabbit hole of crushed powders, to find the elusive truth.

If you were handed a bowl of M&M’s and told one in every four could kill you and you’d never know until it was too late, it’d be pretty understandable to be apprehensive about digging in.

“I have these desires and dreams… to become your toilet slave, and your butt be my superior.”

Tane over here thought he’d make it big on a Wellington Phoenix game, betting the entire $1k. He lost. That’s gotta sting, my bro.

If you drink iced lattes, you’re probably hot.

A creator in many forms, George explores art from animation to music, digital and more. In a quiet café in Aro Valley, they spoke about their life, art, and dedication to climate action.

Picture this: a hot vegan has invited you round to their place for some Netflix and chill. You’re trembling. You don’t want to fuck this up... not after last time. No, this time you’re prepared.

It's been almost a year since the first Covid-19 briefing. How are they still fucking up the comms? Why isn't there a te reo Māori interpreter present? Where does Jacinda get her fits from? Why can't anyone pronounce Papatoetoe? Is Ashley okay? His frown lines have deepened.

God knows we pay enough in fucking university fees.

Apart from the large being pushed up from $1 to $1.50 (I’ll forever be mad about this), there’s no denying that a Fro-Co from Maccas goes HARD for every occasion.

Often we, as simple students, forget such principles and lose sight of the Golden Ratio. Sometimes for taste, such as enjoying white wine over red or having a favourite brand of beer, but mostly because we’re all not very good at maths, which is why we’re at Massey University.

What you could have got for that pesky piece of paper

Do people actually still think stealing road cones makes them look edgy?