Ranking my childhood sexual awakenings

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I’ve watched every animated kid film made before 2010. It all started when I was still a tween. I was watching The Brave Little Toaster, and that cute adorable lil appliance caught my eye. An overwhelming tingling between my legs began. I was awestruck. Fixated on that toaster, eyes wide open and my hands making their way to the seam of my pants... phew I still get hot and flustered...  Anyway, this is my top ten characters I would bang if I could.

Anyway, this is my top ten characters I would bang if I could. 

Sally Carrera, Cars (2006): 

That mouth just looks so kissable. Something about the way she fuels up. 

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Lady Marian, Robin Hood (1973):

 Her eyelashes got me. Long, dark and almost like a butterfly's wings. I re-watched this a couple weeks ago, and her voice still makes me swoon. 

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Fiona, but the ogre version, Shrek (2001):

She is a curvy badass. Those tiddies, my lord... 

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Mulan and Li, Mulan (1998): 

These two are the beginning of my bisexual awakening. The way Li touched Mulan regardless of her gender expression turns turned me on in ways I can't describe. 

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Collette, Ratatouille (2007): 

She handles knives like no one else I know. She puts stupid boys in their place. She rides motorbikes in leather. Need I say more? She's every lil girl's wet dream. 

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Milo, Kida, Audrey, and Helga, Atlantis (2001):

Jesus, so many hot muthafuckers in this one. The hair, the faces, the fits, and the voices. Good lawd, that swim scene still makes my, uhhh, heart melt. 

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Meg, Hercules (1997): 

I had a figurine when I was about eight years old. The purple dress that hugged every inch of her held my attention for about a year. I didn't play with any other dolls for that year... 

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Tigress, Kung Fu Panda (2008):

Angelina Jolie's voice is so goddamn smooth. I reckon Master Tigress would be kinky asf. I always felt that fear kick in when I'd watch her beat up the bad guys... maybe that's just the prey kink in me though. 

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Barbara Millicent Roberts, the Barbie Movie Series (2001-2013):

Barbie's fits are gorgeous. She sang, danced and moved like a goddamn queen. I wanted to be her prince; fuck those annoying cunts she fell for. 

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Captain Amelia, Treasure Planet (2002):

Sexy cat in thigh highs. Need I say more. 

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