6: Listen to your lecture recordings as you go to sleep. If nothing else, maybe you’ll finally get a good night's sleep! There’s nothing like the sound of your lecturer's voice to make you sleepy as fuck.

From stationery floating in jelly to classic gladwrap gags, pranks sustain us through the misery years of university. But, where have they all gone?

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Most landlords are pretty chill with the idea of a fish tank so let’s start with explaining why you should consider setting up a small-scale Kelly Tarlton’s.

Massive decided to ask the big question: which one of these gremlins are my soulmate? Who am I going to grow old with? Have wrinkly, old person sex with? Only one way to find out.

1. Eat a raw egg in the morning. Immediately throw said raw egg up, think to yourself “why the fuck did I think this was a good idea when I already want to throw up” and go back to sleep.

What if I told you a 21-year-old kid had built up a net worth of over four million dollars by simply reselling shoes?

A Sunday morning trip to Spotlight is a daunting proposition to any fashion novice. The never-ending library of fabrics starts to blur my gaze and the funky patterns cause a searing headache.

Checkered ponte pants.

If there’s one thing about fashion I don’t miss, it’s the skinny eyebrow trend of the early 2000s. It looked like a strong breeze could blow those skinny bitches right off your face. But fashion is cyclical, and skinny eyebrows will probably come back. But, something I didn’t expect was corsets.

Sadly, I’ve dated many a fun-sock man in my time. The good news is, I now have a wealth of information that I can share with you, dear readers.

Because Why the Fuck Not?

Let’s explore a few of New Zealand’s conspiracy theories. I’ll leave it up to you to decide your own truth. Nothing is real anyway, right?

Remember that time when the TikTok baked feta pasta went viral?

Despite what some people might tell you, getting fucked up is an art-form. RTDs are a delightful, fruity concoction that goes down quick, and comes up even quicker.

Everyone knows that student flats are just that delightful mix of shitty and chaotic. Let’s face it, there’s often a reason these houses are rented to students rather than fancy, functioning adults.

Do you remember the peak years of Instagram? Peace signs curled around the eye, heavy side fringes and even heavier filters. God, it was bliss.

I would give my literal clit to be 16 again and hear all of these phenomenal tracks for the first time.

One of NZ’s most prolific music photographers talks taking risks, touring Europe and putting relationships at the centre.

Yeah, yeah, we know. Spotify is good when you can afford to pay for it. For the poor fuckers just trying to scrape by, however, food is usually a priority in terms of spending.