Sexcapades - It’s not my fault I'm a homewrecker

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Horoscopes 22 August

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I know, shameful right? But what can a boy do when there are literally no other options on campus. It's bad enough that we are in a cost of living crisis as our university cafe prices are continuously rising, but it's worse that, unless we want to venture off on a thirty-minute walk, there are no other options to stop us spending our precious pūtea.

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I fought with the idea of talking about my cultural identity, but thought as a half cast, I wouldn’t be able to do this justice. You see, identity is a tricky subject to pinpoint, and to prove this to those reading, I ask you to answer this; who are you, really?

Sexcapades - Fuck off mum

Every week I’ll be watching the worst rated movies on Rotten Tomatoes so you don’t have to. I’ll be doing one every week until the final issue where I’ll review the worst movie ever made (according to a random article I found).

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Horoscopes 15 August

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Horoscopes 8 August

But, as I’m sure with many kiwi kids, the try hard was slowly strangled out of me in favour of seeming cool. This was a big thing in high school, but now that we’re a bit more grown up, why can’t we go back to our try hard selves?!

Sexcapades - Fucked a fan

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Sexcapades - Cube Conundrums

Confessions of a is an anonymous column that looks to unearth viewpoints from unique individuals at Massey University.

Solicited advice is a weekly column where an underqualified anonymous guru answers the questions you want answered.

Horoscopes August 1st