Horoscopes - 8 August

Capricorn

Cappy, Cappy, Cappy … try to spend less time organizing your desk and your notes and more time actually learning and studying! A clean desk can only get you so far in your degree.

Aquarius

Not everyone deserves to be your friend, Aquaman! Take some time to reflect on your worth and then cut the people out who don’t match your energy. Lighten the load, bby.

Pisces

You do not always have to be the one putting in the effort – stop giving 100% when they’re only giving 50%. Are you a doormat? Then why are you letting people walk all over you?! Stop taking shit!

Aries

As one of the most passionate signs, the stars tell me it is time to channel that passion into your academia rather than arguing with your mates. Try speaking up in class! Or do your readings!

Taurus

You have to try being less of a Sensitive Sally this week, Taurus. Or at the very least, why not actually speak up when you’re upset rather than internalizing it? Idk, just a thought x

Gemini

Something big is about to change, Gemini. We know you’re adaptable but buckle up! In the wise words of Dolly Parton, “We cannot direct the wind, but we can adjust the sails.” Slay!

Cancer

While you’re complaining about whatever it is this week, Cancer, why don’t you write a submission to the council and put your pessimism to good use! Be the change you want to see in the world x

Leo

Start a podcast or something. Seriously, no one in your life can be fucked listening to your drama anymore. Maybe a stranger on the internet will? Good luck, babes!

Virgo

Check your negativity bias this week, Virgo! For every one flaw you find in a person, try to find two amazing things about them as well. You’ll be surprised at how effective this is for not being an asshole <3

Libra

Be on extra caution this week, Libra. The stars are saying a run-in with the law is of high probability. Don’t worry though, if anyone can charm their way out of it, it’s you. Check your blind spots!

Scorpio

Don’t fight against your emotions this week Scorpio – lean into them. Ride the wave, baby. Write in your journal, or better yet, write on a plate and then smash it at a tree or something. Therapeutic af.

Sagittarius

Rather than using Google this week, Sag, I encourage you to explore the full breaths of your curiosity and instead use the library whenever you have an inquiry. Retro!