Solicited Advice

Solicited advice is a weekly column where an underqualified anonymous guru answers the questions you want answered. This won’t include the stock-standard, sugar-coated advice you’re used to hearing – we’re talking about the truths that are REALLY on your mind. 

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What genre of music should I play at parties?

For starters, the Editor sent me this question and spelt parties as party's… #FIREMASONTANGATATAI2022

For real tho, any iconic song released between say 2008-2018. Anyone can enjoy a bit of Halo, Cooler than Me, Dance Wiv Me etc. Those are the best nights where you just let go and feel the most free… nothing to prove, just you and the night. A thousand possibilities and a million memories to be made. You don't make memories to wawawawa,drop, bum bum bum bum bum, but you do to Unwritten… you know.

Is it too late to learn an instrument?

No! Learning an instrument is so good for the mind, body and soul. The main prohibitor is time and cost but if you can do it, please do - don't be held back by age. Training your brain to do something new is so good for it. As for my mum, she's reading a brain book at the moment and will not shut up about it (shout out mumzie). I intend to militantly not only force my kids to learn instruments - bass and trombone <3 but I will also make them get up to grade 8 in piano and clarinet (squid ward villain arc) when I retire from this column.

Best headphones?

Whatever u can afford. Bonus points if u don't plug them in and I just see a chord dangling into nothingness x