Sexcapades - Fuck off mum

Let me set the scene. It’s my boyfriend’s first time meeting the parents and we’re both so nervous. My parents are pretty chill, but still a little uptight, in that middle-aged way. We’d never even discussed things like drugs or masturbation, it was a strict ‘don’t ask, don’t tell’ policy. But anyway, did the chit chatting, had a nice dinner, it was all going swimmingly.

I could tell that the bf was feeling a bit naughty, his hand was slowly finding his way up my leg. As my parents were making dessert, I snuck upstairs with my bf for a quicky. Unfortunately, we didn’t have time for a full-blown fuck session, but I still wanted to please him, so a blowjob it was. As I always do, I was giving it my absolute all. I wanted him to bust quickly so we could get back down for dessert. I pulled out my finest work, the gluckgluck-9000, fingering his booty, it was a work of art. I could feel him getting closer and closer to climaxing as he was squirming, tensing his body and moaning silently.

This is where I overestimated my skills. I checked the timer when the cake went into the oven and calculated we had just over 12 minutes to be decent and back downstairs. But after being nose to bellybutton on my bf I didn’t realise the 12 minutes had elapsed and my parents were busting into the room, just as my boyfriend was mid nut. It was a scene from my worst nightmare. and I looked up, startled, cum around my mouth and making eye contact with my dear mother. He quickly tried to cover himself up, but it was too late, everything was on display. My parents hurriedly closed the door and went downstairs. I took a quick shower, brushed the teeth, arranged the clothes, but there was no hiding what had passed. In the end, all we could do was go downstairs, make awkward small talk and eat that stupid cake. And let me tell you, dessert is 100x more awkward when your mum has just seen her innocent little girl deepthroating.