Horoscopes - 22 August

Capricorn

Cap you are oozing some serious sexy vibes at the moment! Whatever you’re doing keep doing it. People are crushing, your assignment is A-range, and your boss told me she’s giving you a pay raise. Loves it!

Aquarius

Showers: Perfect for singing your heart out and crying. Take advantage of that! Have three showers a day if you need. Invest in a waterproof UE Boom. Your shower is your safe haven this week <3

Pisces

Take a step back this week and evaluate what is really worth your energy. Learn to know when to pick your battles and when to just let things go. Take the weight off your shoulders and stand tall. 

Aries

You need to put your pride aside this week, Aries, and open up with how you really feel. People need to know where they stand with you and you’re going to end up pushing them away if you can’t be honest. Ily x

Taurus

You’re giving way too much weight to other people’s opinions, Taurus. Stop overthinking what other people are doing and focus on yourself. This is your bad bitch era and you’re letting bad vibes get in the way. Stop.

Gemini

Use the mid sem break to really let loose, Gemini! I can feel the tension in your shoulders from here. Have some wine with dinner tonight. Buy your fave treats. Wind down the windows and pump the music. Be free!

Cancer

: I would highly recommend having a social media cleanse, Cancer. Too many bad vibes on the Internet, way better vibes IRL. Have a chat with the dairy owner, take your headphones out more. Be present.

Leo

: I would highly recommend having a social media cleanse, Cancer. Too many bad vibes on the Internet, way better vibes IRL. Have a chat with the dairy owner, take your headphones out more. Be present.

Virgo

Spring is just around the corner and with it comes Virgo season! Go pick some daffodils and buy a lotto ticket – the stars tell me this Virgo season will be the most abundant yet.

Libra

Going to sleep overthinking and crying is fun and all, but why let’s change it up. Your flatmates can hear you crying and it’s getting a bit sad. Try watching an Adam Sandler movie before bed rather than a sad romance? Idk lol x

Scorpio

Come downs bringing you down? 10/10 doctors recommend not going out this weekend and giving your mind (and liver) some time to heal. It can be fun being sober! Your Sunday morning will be so lit.

Sagittarius

Have you pissed someone off lately? Not cleaned your dishes? Hogged the Netflix account? These things are small, but they add up. If you’ve sensed a vibe shift in your flat, make reparations. ASAP.