Horoscopes - 1 August ColumnsHoroscopes Aug 1 Written By Massive Reporters Capricorn Cap, you are typically the most hardworking and ambitious sign of them all, but don’t be afraid to take a step back and give yourself some time to chill out. It’s all about work-life balance, baby! Aquarius You’re very empathetic, Aquarius, but try not to take on the weight of the world. The news is always looking pretty grim, but make sure you give yourself some TLC as well as others. Pisces ‘The asteroid of commitment’, Juno, has entered your sign! What will it be, Pisces? A new partner? A new job? A new #girlboss habit like attending all your lectures? Whatever it is, commit!! Aries I know that everywhere you look it seems the world has gone to shit but try to remove yourself from the doom-scrolling pattern and make a real effort on finding the positives around you! Taurus Communication is key for you this week, Taurus. Don’t let your stubbornness hold you back from having those important conversations. You’ll regret it if you don’t speak up! Gemini This week is all about being fun and flirty, Gem! If you ever wanted to start a casual fling with someone but were scared you would catch feelings – this is the time to do so without that fear! Get it! Cancer Try to catch up with old friends this week, Cancer! Seeing an old pal will help you feel calm in the face of whatever anxieties you may face. How about a happy hour drink? Leo Happy birthday season, Leo! A new moon in Leo has just arrived – so use this week to refresh and set some goals. Manifestation works, baby! But, you know, keep it realistic. Virgo I’ve said it once, I’ll say it again: If you haven’t already, BUY A SEX TOY! I don’t care whether you have the best, most loving, partner ever – get yourself an SP2 or something!! Trust me on this one, Virgo. Libra Don’t get tunnel vision this week, Libra. Whether that’s an assignment, a person, or a bit of hangxiety from the weekend: Make sure you don’t get too in your head. Find ways to share your time. Scorpio Try not to take life too seriously, Scorpio! The pressures of imminent adulthood are coming down hot, I know, but go ahead and buy a selfie stick! Get the animal shaped pasta! Have some fun!! Sagittarius We’ve got a Jupiter in retrograde, which means this is the perfect time for you to do some self-reflection and growth! I think now would be a good time to invest in a journal, Sag. Massive Reporters
Horoscopes - 1 August ColumnsHoroscopes Aug 1 Written By Massive Reporters Capricorn Cap, you are typically the most hardworking and ambitious sign of them all, but don’t be afraid to take a step back and give yourself some time to chill out. It’s all about work-life balance, baby! Aquarius You’re very empathetic, Aquarius, but try not to take on the weight of the world. The news is always looking pretty grim, but make sure you give yourself some TLC as well as others. Pisces ‘The asteroid of commitment’, Juno, has entered your sign! What will it be, Pisces? A new partner? A new job? A new #girlboss habit like attending all your lectures? Whatever it is, commit!! Aries I know that everywhere you look it seems the world has gone to shit but try to remove yourself from the doom-scrolling pattern and make a real effort on finding the positives around you! Taurus Communication is key for you this week, Taurus. Don’t let your stubbornness hold you back from having those important conversations. You’ll regret it if you don’t speak up! Gemini This week is all about being fun and flirty, Gem! If you ever wanted to start a casual fling with someone but were scared you would catch feelings – this is the time to do so without that fear! Get it! Cancer Try to catch up with old friends this week, Cancer! Seeing an old pal will help you feel calm in the face of whatever anxieties you may face. How about a happy hour drink? Leo Happy birthday season, Leo! A new moon in Leo has just arrived – so use this week to refresh and set some goals. Manifestation works, baby! But, you know, keep it realistic. Virgo I’ve said it once, I’ll say it again: If you haven’t already, BUY A SEX TOY! I don’t care whether you have the best, most loving, partner ever – get yourself an SP2 or something!! Trust me on this one, Virgo. Libra Don’t get tunnel vision this week, Libra. Whether that’s an assignment, a person, or a bit of hangxiety from the weekend: Make sure you don’t get too in your head. Find ways to share your time. Scorpio Try not to take life too seriously, Scorpio! The pressures of imminent adulthood are coming down hot, I know, but go ahead and buy a selfie stick! Get the animal shaped pasta! Have some fun!! Sagittarius We’ve got a Jupiter in retrograde, which means this is the perfect time for you to do some self-reflection and growth! I think now would be a good time to invest in a journal, Sag. Massive Reporters