Solicited Advice
Solicited advice is a weekly column where an underqualified anonymous guru answers the questions you want answered.
Editorial 7 - To fuck, or not to fuck?
For many avid swipers, it can be tricky to decide whether or not to take the plunge with an online stranger, but I’m here to wave a few red flags in your face, to ensure your next hook-up satisfies all your needs.
Worst of the Worst movie reviews - Shadow Conspiracy (1997)
Every week I’ll be watching the worst rated movies on Rotten Tomatoes so you don’t have to. I’ll be doing one every week until the final issue where I’ll review the worst movie ever made (according to a random article I found).
Confessions of… someone who took a 1-year break from sex (while in a relationship)
Confessions of a is an anonymous column that looks to unearth viewpoints from unique individuals at Massey University.
CW: Mentions of suicide.
Worst of the Worst movie reviews - Redline (2007)
Every week I’ll be watching the worst rated movies on Rotten Tomatoes so you don’t have to. I’ll be doing one every week until the final issue where I’ll review the worst movie ever made (according to a random article I found).
Editorial 6 - I got Covid-19, here’s some tips if you do too!
I vowed not to flood Massive Magazine with Covid-19 content this year, but here I am, about to give you my personal recount of me getting Covid-19. I know many readers will have had a similar experience to me, but this is more for those who have yet to catch the bug!
Solicited Advice
Solicited advice is a weekly column where an underqualified anonymous guru answers the questions you want answered.
Massey Confessions
Everyone loves a scandalous confessions page. You’re never sure if what people saying is fake or not, but that’s what make these pages great.
Worst of the Worst movie reviews - Staying Alive
Every week I’ll be watching the worst rated movies on Rotten Tomatoes so you don’t have to. I’ll be doing one every week until the final issue where I’ll review the worst movie ever made (according to a random article I found).
Editorial 5: Don’t tell me to harden up
Based on economic and social data along with people’s assessment of their own happiness, the UN-sponsored World Happiness Report reminds us that, despite our troubles, we have a lot to be grateful for… right?
Confessions of… someone who stopped pretending
Confessions of a is an anonymous column that looks to unearth viewpoints from unique individuals at Massey University.
Solicited Advice
Solicited advice is a weekly column where an underqualified anonymous guru answers the questions you want answered.
Editorial 4: Speak up students, no one else will
Massey University, and other bodies of power, reiterate that they want to engage with students, but when asked why, far too often the answer is that “youth are the future” or that we “need to empower the future leaders”. Both of these statements fail to recognise the agency young individuals have, and the proximity we have to problems that affect us the most.
Solicited Advice
Solicited advice is a weekly column where an underqualified anonymous guru answers the questions you want answered.