Solicited Advice

Solicited advice is a weekly column where an underqualified anonymous guru answers the questions you want answered. This won’t include the stock-standard, sugar-coated advice you’re used to hearing – we’re talking about the truths that are REALLY on your mind. 

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How to recover from a hangover?  

Eat some kai, drink some wai, have a fat sleep and if need be... apologise…  

Should I think with my head or my heart?  

This is a very tricky one. My initial thoughts are a) you're less likely to regret thinking with your heart and b) try and find some compromise. Really, very few decisions are one or the other. Try and find solutions that satisfy both spheres. The right decision should be one that fulfils both.  

But, in the case that she's super thick… I'm just thinking with my dick :/  

It is ok to fuck the flattie?  

No, this is very annoying and highly selfish. Don't mess up the dynamic on something that will inevitably not work out and then things will be weird… just find someone else… anyone else. Also, we are living through a literal housing crisis and housing insecurity is a super scary thing atm, and you're going to potentially jeoparise people's security… like what if things get weird and flat breaks up… just don't do it. You probably don't even really want to, you just see them lots so you have developed a weird attachment… flatmates should be sibling vibes, and (just reminding my dear palmy readers) incest is a no go (unless ur the royal family) xx