Everyone loves a scandalous confessions page. You’re never sure if what people saying is fake or not, but that’s what make these pages great.

It’s back! Shhhhh…..

Every week I’ll be watching the worst rated movies on Rotten Tomatoes so you don’t have to. I’ll be doing one every week until the final issue where I’ll review the worst movie ever made (according to a random article I found).

Horoscopes March 21

It’s back! Shhhhh…..

Confessions of a is an anonymous column that looks to unearth viewpoints from unique individuals at Massey University.

Horoscopes March 14

Solicited advice is a weekly column where an underqualified anonymous guru answers the questions you want answered.

Food is a fickle subject for students. Some of us love to chef it up in the kitchen, creating culinary masterpieces to fill our pukus.

Tēnā koutou, e hoa, I can feel the jitters running through my body, my palms are sweating, my knees knobbling, and my heart racing as I long for a physical copy of Massive Magazine.

Everyone loves a scandalous confessions page. You’re never sure if what people saying is fake or not, but that’s what make these pages great.

Every week I’ll be watching the worst rated movies on Rotten Tomatoes so you don’t have to.

Solicited advice is a weekly column where an underqualified anonymous guru answers the questions you want answered.

Horoscopes March 7

Horoscopes for the week of the 28th of February.

Confessions of a is an anonymous column that looks to unearth viewpoints from unique individuals at Massey University.

Welcome to the Worst of the Worst Movie Reviews. Every week I’ll be watching the worst rated movies on Rotten Tomatoes so you don’t have to.

With open arms and numb fingers from the broken AC in our office, I welcome you all back to the sanctuary of student news, the haven of hot gossip, Massive Magazine. Over the summer break, you may have seen some controversy surrounding our magazine’s editorial independence. Today, after not being asked to share the first magazine with any old people, I can confidently announce we are as editorially independent as ever!

Solicited advice is a weekly column where an underqualified anonymous guru answers the questions you want answered. This won’t include the stock-standard, sugar-coated advice you’re used to hearing – we’re talking about the truths that are REALLY on your mind.