Horoscopes - 14 March

Capricorn

Take up your dodgy flatmate when they ask you if you want some brownie. It’s a pretty good time.  

Your food/drink of the week: Weed brownie 

Aquarius

The milk you’ve been drinking has never agreed with your tummy, just bite the bullet and swap over to the superior alternative.  

Your food/drink of the week: Oat milk 

Pisces

Life’s been kicking your ass, Pisces. I don’t know if it's an energy boost that you need, but here's one anyway.  

Your food/drink of the week: Red Bull (not sponsored..) 

Aries

It’s time to take a page out of the Spice Girls’ book and spice-up-ya life, we’re talking scovilles.  

Your food/drink of the week: Carolina Reaper 

Taurus

 Māori cuisine is one of Aotearoa’s great gifts. If you haven’t tried them before, make some fry bread, find some boil-up and give hāngī a try. 

Your food of the week: Culture 

Gemini

The frustration of unclear course materials is starting to boil your blood. Just remember, you’re not you when you’re hungry.  

Your food of the week: Snickers

Cancer

Depression meals are calling your name. Check out the feature in this week's issue, you might get some inspo.  

You food of the week: Pretzereal

Leo

Breakfast is the most important meal of the day! Make sure you start the day off on the right food with some nourishing kai.  

Your food/drink of the week: Smashed avo on toast 

Virgo

I can feel your hands shaking while you’re reading this page. Take a break from caffeine. 

Your food/drink of the week: Tea (and no coffee) 

Libra

A little birdy told me you were looking to go vegan. What an environmentally conscious king.  

Your food/drink of the week: Vegan Trumpet 

Scorpio

It’s been 14 days since you’ve attempted to cook a proper meal, let's make it 21! 

Your food/drink of the week: Mi Goreng  

Sagittarius

Out with your frugal tendencies! You might only have 13 dollars to last you for the week, but you will spend it all on food!!! 

Your food/drink of the week: Boujee versions of what you usually buy