Solicited Advice
Solicited advice is a weekly column where an underqualified anonymous guru answers the questions you want answered.
Things to do in preparation for Matariki
For many, the appearance of Matariki signals a time of peace, joy and remembrance. To make sure you don’t forget that, here’s a list of activities you can do to inject some kaupapa Māori into your life in time for 24 June.
Massey Confessions
Everyone loves a scandalous confessions page. You’re never sure if what people saying is fake or not, but that’s what make these pages great.
Lit Fam or Shit Scam: NFTs
In 2018, Massive had a column called Lit Fam or Shit Scam where Kasharn Rao would review a fad of the time including Mr Go’s, Wish.com, and bitcoin. The difference between this review and Kasharn’s ones, is that I’m not actually going to live the experience.
I wish my tenth birthday was this fun
Happy birthday to Massive!
Ten(ish) years ago, Matt Shand and the late Cameron Cornelius created Massive Magazine. The origin story of Massive was lowkey epic, but to keep it brief, student media was on the brink of collapsing at Massey, and these two legends fought to keep any reminiscence of a student publication alive.
Sexcapades - I listened to porn, and it backfired
Sexcapades - I listened to porn, and it backfired
You probably aren’t being gaslit.
(See what I did there?)
We’ve all heard of it, or even used it, but the term ‘gaslighting’ has taken the online world by storm.
Solicited Advice
Solicited advice is a weekly column where an underqualified anonymous guru answers the questions you want answered.
Massey Confessions
Everyone loves a scandalous confessions page. You’re never sure if what people saying is fake or not, but that’s what make these pages great.
I hate craft beer And you should too.
I hate their stupid names. “Yeastie Boys”, “Dirty Water”, “Stag Semen Stout.” I can’t tell if the industry is taking the piss, or if breweries have gotten away with the most elaborate scam of our generation, but they certainly sell.
Confessions of A… weed smoker who turned out fine
Confessions of a is an anonymous column that looks to unearth viewpoints from unique individuals at Massey University.
CW: Mentions of suicide.
Solicited Advice
Solicited advice is a weekly column where an underqualified anonymous guru answers the questions you want answered.