Solicited Advice

Solicited advice is a weekly column where an underqualified anonymous guru answers the questions you want answered. This won’t include the stock-standard, sugar-coated advice you’re used to hearing – we’re talking about the truths that are REALLY on your mind. 

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Is smoking (weed) overrated?

Medicinally, totally underrated. Recreationally, after some thought, I'm gonna say yes, I do think smoking weed is overrated. Other forms of consumption I am neutral on at this point in time. Frankly, people (underweight white boys at uni) who worship weed are embarrassing. If you are waking and baking and playing shit music on your UE Boom (which I maintain is a gift that people buy you when they don't know anything about you), like my flatmate used to do… you probably have a problem. Smoking weed is not a personality trait, babe.

Best drug?

The best drug meets the following criteria:

• You take it with informed consent.

• You know what's in it.

• You know where it's from.

• You know any possible risks.

• You taking it has no impact on the people around you.

• You know where the money you buy it with is going.

• You know that everyone in the supply chain gets fair pay and isn’t under any pressure.

Is mixing ever a good time?

Depends on your definition of a good time, I guess. As for the remix to ignition, hot and fresh out the kitchen. Death to R Kelly. If I hear that song playing, I can and will message the host/bar and tell them they support violence towards women. Furthermore, mixing (DJ wise) at parties is always shit and embarrassing. I don't care if you bought decks over lockdown…