Horoscopes - 30 May (design from 2019)
Capricorn
If you’ve been waiting for a sign to upgrade your sex toy THIS IS IT. Pleasure is in the stars for you all month long, Cap – open yourself up to new experiences… I promise you won’t regret it.
Aquarius
Confidence is sexy! Cockiness is not. Here, I’ll give you a hand off your pedestal, Aquarius. No shame to your game but just remember that the people around you have thoughts and feelings as well. Don’t be an egg.
Pisces
We love your ability to romanticize and dream, Pisces, but I think you’ll find some of your overwhelming optimism is rubbing your flatties the wrong way. Try to reel in the sunshine and rainbows (just a bit!!) until after exams.
Aries
The next few weeks are going to bring heaps of energy and opportunities for you, Aries! Make sure you channel this into smart choices. Think about opting for a networking event rather than a binge-drinking session.
Taurus
Taurus season was tumultuous for you, wasn’t it? Step back, take a breath, because it is officially Gemini season, and the stars tell me love is in the air for you this week. Go on that Tinder date, fuck it!
Gemini
It’s what you spend 11 months of the year waiting for … Gemini season!! Don’t stress if you feel a bit down buzz, remember hot people cry on their birthday. You’re hot babe, enjoy it!
Cancer
Someone has got a serious case of the overthinking bug. I know it’s easier said than done… but try not to overanalyse every interaction you have, Cancer. I promise you no one cares as much as you think.
Leo
Leo, making eye contact with someone does not mean they’re in love with you. Stop telling people about all the people who have a crush on you – I promise you they don’t. For real, humble yourself.
Virgo
I hope you’re not planning a wedding anytime soon, Virgo, because the stars tell me someone from your past is coming to shake up your life completely. And you’re down for it, aren’t you? Godspeed.
Libra
Spend some time investing in yourself this week, Libra. Let shitty vibes roll off your back. In the words of Ru Paul, if you can’t love yourself then how in the hell are you going to love someone else? Amen.
Scorpio
Ok, you’ve got the looks and the vibes, now it’s time to flaunt them! Take some risks this week, Scorpio – sign up for that course, go out on that date, speak to that random person in your class. Go get ‘em!
Sagittarius
A problem shared is a problem halved, Sagittarius. The semester is nearing its finish and the weight of stress is growing. Talk to your mates, don’t be embarrassed asking for help in class. One last push, Sag, you’ve got this.