Ages and Stages: How music changes with us.
Similar to rugby or football club loyalty, some people will die on the hill that their favourite band is the best band of all time, or that they're a true original fan, or that Nickelback is actually worth listening to.
Confessions of A… Taylor Swift Hater
Confessions of a is an anonymous column that looks to unearth viewpoints from unique individuals at Massey University.
Solicited Advice
Solicited advice is a weekly column where an underqualified anonymous guru answers the questions you want answered.
Singing shows ranked from best to worst (but they’re all kinda shit)
Thanks to the resounding success of American Idol, we were eventually subjected to various iterations of this formula, whether it involved a panel that couldn’t see who was singing until they pressed a button to turn their magic throne around, or having celebrities dressed up in costumes while belting out tunes and letting less famous celebrities try to guess the identity of the vocalist in disguise.
Is Student Health worth it?
“I went to Student Health seeking antidepressants or some kind of mental health help, and got told to just go outside more. Heaps of people I know have had similar experiences,” says another student.
A comprehensive guide to crushing it at karaoke
We sing to make a point, to support each other, to tell stories. We sing to our gods, we sing when we’re sad, and we sing just because we like the sound of our own voices.
Artist Spotlight: Chase Woods
His music masters the duality between singing and rapping through a unique blend of exciting, homegrown sounds. It is the harmonisation of these skills that provides a fresh and innovative sound for listeners and the Aotearoa music scene, pulling together a diverse portfolio of music that draws from his own experiences, while still finding strong influences from different sounds.
Covid-19 is still a thing, but at least its trending downwards
For many people, Bloomfield was the bright face of hope that pulled us through the lockdowns of 2020 and 2021. For his duties and selflessness, Massive would like to encourage all students reading to pour one out for Daddy Bloomfield. You will be missed king x
A Musical Saga of Shaded Exes
A revenge album, singing the record straight and rapping threats to beat up your exes' new man all in the past few months. Music artists sing about their life and experiences, but often they take it too far and expose people. Especially their exes.
Don’t worry students, help is on the way!!!!!!!!!
For far too long these stereotypes have been normalised and accepted, but with today’s rising cost of living and a worsening housing crisis, it is finally time we stood for change.
88% of you just lost the game
For the 12% that don’t know what ‘the game’ is, don’t feel bad, even Massive’s editor Mason didn’t know! ‘The game’ is very simple.
Who’s The Imposter?
As a boy from the Hutt, one of the first things I noticed when I came to uni was how differently people spoke. For me, this was the first ding of the bell on my imposter syndrome journey. As the years have flown by and I’ve slowly come to terms with my place in tertiary education, every so often I hear that dreaded ding and the feeling comes back as strong as it did on day one.
An article about the problem with articles
No news is good news. Initially, this meant that news tends to be bad news. But its other potential meaning also applies here. The news sucks.
Massey Confessions
Everyone loves a scandalous confessions page. You’re never sure if what people saying is fake or not, but that’s what make these pages great.
One-size-fits all approach doesn’t work for distance students
With over 60 years’ experience, Massey University is a self-proclaimed world leader in distance education. But, as the distance community grows due to many factors, including Covid-19, the University's one-size-fits all approach to tertiary study is showing cracks.
What Kind of Friend Would the Love Island Cast Members Be?
Before we gather at the firepit, let's get this straight. I am 100 per cent in no way biased about the islanders. I do not believe Ekin-Su is a God on this earth and I definitely don’t think Gemma needs to drop Luca... or whatever.
So much potential... Young Overachievers
Being selected to go to the Gifted Kids Program was the highest honour given to anyone at my primary school. I was never selected, but I used to tell people it was because I was too intelligent for it, in fact I was simply too gifted.