Sexcapades - That's nuts!

Tinder hookups are always a coin flip. Many times you’ll end up with an average shag and a boatload of regrets, but that's the price you pay for dick nowadays. It truly is a lucky dip, different ethnicities, body shapes, sizes and smells - but I hadn’t experienced many odd kinks in my year of serial hookups.

I was optimistic for this date. He had offered to take me out to a bar for some drinks, which is chivalrous in comparison to many others. Upon arrival he greeted me with a friendly smile and a big hug, the vibes were on and I was pretty horny after feeling his body pressed against mine. He was quite a softly spoken dude, very polite, always making sure we were doing what I wanted to do - this was the first sign of what I was dealing with. After a few drinks we walked down to an uber we had just called. On our way my shoelace untied, he quickly leapt to the floor and offered to tie them up. He then bolted around to the side of the uber and opened the door for me to get in.

We get back to my place, sit down on my bed and instead of ripping my clothes off he asks me questions about my life for probably 45 minutes. Now, this isn’t what I’m used to, but I entertain his curiosity and chat to him politely. Eventually I get bored and just grab his face and start kissing him, he lets me take the lead and follows my movements, it’s nice but at this point I wonder if I’m his first. I motion towards his dick to give him a blowjob but he quickly stops me and asks if he can give me head first. This selflessness is unheard of in our generation! He does his thing and I finally ask if he wants to fuck me. Instead of leaping at the bits, he nervously asks if we can do something else…

Me being a try everything once type of person, I agree. He proceeds to unbuckle his pants, lower the zip about halfway, and whips out his nuts.

“Take your socks off and stand on them,” he says with a newfound conviction.

Now I’m not one to kink shame, but this was fucked up. I stood on his nuts with one foot, not wanting to hurt him. I’m not the lightest lady so I was being cautious. He then aggressively tells me to use both feet. With all my force I’m standing on this dude's nuts and he’s loving it. I’ve never seen a guy more turned on. He confesses that he likes to be put in his place, the pieces start coming together in my head.

“Now stamp on them.”

Like a marching band I’m trampling his nutsack. I can feel each ball sliding around between my toes. I’m cringing at the thought of it. Every man I’ve ever talked to has said being hit in the nuts is the most painful experience, but this man did not feel the same.

After stamping, slapping, even punching his nuts for like 20 minutes he finally cums. He asked if I wanted to finish, but by that point I was not in the mood. He tucked away his purple bruised nuts and went off into the night.

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