Every week I’ll be watching the worst rated movies on Rotten Tomatoes so you don’t have to. I’ll be doing one every week until the final issue where I’ll review the worst movie ever made (according to a random article I found).

One of the most common perpetrators was the classic bottle of Scrumpy, I’ve fallen victim to both the raspberry and original flavour. My very first time getting drunk was off a toxic combination of both flavours, with two good friends of mine we drank until our heads felt funny and we suddenly felt like a walk on the beach.

Addiction isn’t a straight line and trying to quit a daily habit is an extremely difficult task.

Horoscopes May 9

Believe it or not, but I’ve always hated writing. If war is hell, creating trashy magazine stories is purgatory. Writing is a long expanse of mental strain and boredom, at the end of which you’re either lifted into the light or, more likely, plunged further into darkness.

The trial-turned-TV show is what will leave Johnny a winner, being transparent has gotten our attention and restored his reputation. But we may need to take a step back from the illusion that this is all fiction.

It begins with the jitters and a constant daydreaming of far away places, and quickly progresses into bag packing and flight booking. So far, the only known cure is travelling abroad.

Horoscopes May 9

So, when did this seedy motherfucker slither its way into our ecosystem? Colonialism of course.

Every week I’ll be watching the worst rated movies on Rotten Tomatoes so you don’t have to. I’ll be doing one every week until the final issue where I’ll review the worst movie ever made (according to a random article I found).

Currently completing the final year of her Fashion Design degree, Premila has already made a big leap into the world of global fashion. Her most recent success is having her exquisite, handmade yellow jacket featured on the cover of Vogue India.      

Solicited advice is a weekly column where an underqualified anonymous guru answers the questions you want answered.

The Income Related Rent Subsidy (IRRS) is a government subsidy that caps tenants rent at 25% of their weekly household income, with the Government topping up the rest. While both Kāinga Ora residents and those within CHPs are eligible for the IRRS, Wellington City Council tenants do not receive this benefit and are required to pay 70% of market rent.

Escapism! Also known as Procrastination’s hotter older brother, is defined by the Oxford Dictionary as “an activity or form of entertainment that helps to avoid or forget about boring or unpleasant things”.

Sexcapades week 5 - The Instashitter

Everyone loves a scandalous confessions page. You’re never sure if what people saying is fake or not, but that’s what make these pages great.

There are a lot of reasons to sign up for your local sports club, fitness, friendship and an excuse to kick people.

Disclaimer: A walk of shame isn’t shameful because you’re having casual sex. It’s shameful because the yo pros and seniors in your area get to see you at your absolute lowest. We’re talking crusty lips, smeared mascara, unzipped flies - the lot! And that is factually both funny and shameful.

Sexcapades week 5 - The Instashitter

So what makes men (I would say boys as an ode to most men's maturity level, but it may not be appropriate when talking about penis) so obsessed with the size of their shaft, the dimensions of the dick, the proportions of their penis?