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Massey has confirmed there have been investigations into cheating based on file sharing from online services.

It’s that time of the year again where you get to vote for your next year executive team to represent your voice both regionally and nationally.

Unless you want to live in the forest, catch your own food and avoid regular DOC worker patrols, the market will force you to continue renting.

Massey has confirmed it received just over $500k in funding from the $20 million the Government recently put towards the Hardship Fund for Learners.

Aries, this week make sure you take care with who you choose to bitch about your flatmates to.

Election season for MUSA is well underway, with nominations closed and revealing only two candidates running in the whole election.

Massive - please help me find this incredible hottie so we can pick up from where we left off. Please.

I’ve been hearing about the WitchTok community of TikTok for some time now. After the stress of this year, I just want to CHILL.

This is a bit of a fancy one. Good for having guests over or if you’re feeling a bit boujee!

The academic year at Massey is starting to reach its end, our StudyLink payments are disappearing into the sunset and most of us are not sure what we’ll do without them. This begs the question: What the fuck do we do now?

Massey’s third year Vet students have been “blown away” by the support shown as they continue to fundraise for the traditional Vet School halfway day celebration trip to Taupō.

Read below for a sneak peek at an intimate look of our editor’s schedule.

Sstudent election season is a sad, empty shell of itself. It would be comical if it wasn’t so ... disappointing.

Two candidates, two positions filled! No surprises there lol

“It was also in that moment that I remembered that ketamine is famously a horse tranquilizer. Of course.”

I mean most of the roles were uncontested, so it’s not a HUGE surprise, but good 4 them!!

CRUNCH!

“When we play in te reo, it’s not about us, it’s not for us. It’s about Māori singing with pride and joy as their language is put on a pedestal.”

Okay folks, I’m gonna say it on behalf of everyone: THANK FUCK FOR VIBRATORS