There tends to be a lot of discourse about student drinking culture. At Massive, we hear all sides of it, the good, the bad and the ugly. Especially from those who claim we are perpetuating it.

We’re all kicked out to town, squinting at number plates trying to figure out which Toyota Prius is our ticket to the golden gates of Courtney Place.

1. Eat a raw egg in the morning. Immediately throw said raw egg up, think to yourself “why the fuck did I think this was a good idea when I already want to throw up” and go back to sleep.

If they think that’s bad, they should see my student loan balance.

CW: Dangerous Drinking

“We were all just a bit delirious from the whole event of the shoving, and the clawing, that it’s hard to tell if we were slightly buzzed from the alcohol, or from the madness of it all. It was only one shot of vodka, after all.”

Currently, everyone at uni seems to have their unique sense of style. Sure, there’s definitely Tik Tok influences lurking around, from Y2K to Cottagecore, but genuinely, every person seems to be doing their own thang.

Elevator closures and construction blockage frustrate students

Disclaimer: Massive was not paid for this piece. We wish we had been.

 “For Te Tiriti obligations to be met, it requires a co-governance structure which ensure Māori voices are properly represented where inclusion begins at the start of the conversation instead of being consulted once a decision is made.”

What if I told you a 21-year-old kid had built up a net worth of over four million dollars by simply reselling shoes?

A Sunday morning trip to Spotlight is a daunting proposition to any fashion novice. The never-ending library of fabrics starts to blur my gaze and the funky patterns cause a searing headache.

Love this energy. Can we get this on every campus?

I have a decent handful of male friends. So, I thought to myself, why the fuck aren’t I dating any of them? I decided to message them to find out. Yes, really.

Checkered ponte pants.

If there’s one thing about fashion I don’t miss, it’s the skinny eyebrow trend of the early 2000s. It looked like a strong breeze could blow those skinny bitches right off your face. But fashion is cyclical, and skinny eyebrows will probably come back. But, something I didn’t expect was corsets.

Sadly, I’ve dated many a fun-sock man in my time. The good news is, I now have a wealth of information that I can share with you, dear readers.

What is it with student execs not wanting to hold simple by-elections?

I have been told multiple times that I’m a walking red flag.... and this story definitely makes me seem like one.