But when you approach that vending machine and are faced with a sea of energy filled options…. WHICH ONE DO YOU CHOSE.

Muslim students are thrown around Albany campus with no idea when the multi-faith building they were promised will be ready.

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The new photo-sharing app ‘BeReal’ is abolishing these notions and asking people to show their authentic, unfiltered selves.

Last week, Massey at Wellington Students’ Association hosted Culture Week, an initiative to encourage Wellington students to share aspects of their culture to other tauira on campus. This week-long event saw students performing cultural dances, indulging in different types of kai and watching cultural films.

First let’s start by dissecting the filthy rich. I’m talking about the likes of Musk, Bezos, Gates, Branson - the top one per cent of all wealthy people. Their affluence is excessive to a nauseating degree, and not just because we are all out here struggling to survive whilst they’re sitting on their thrones of billions.

Solicited advice is a weekly column where an underqualified anonymous guru answers the questions you want answered.

Despite our parents’ constant warnings that reality shows will turn our brains to mush, these shows have simply become ingrained in modern culture and consequently our own consciousness.

$350 could be used effectively in lots of places. It could get you one week of rent in Mount Victoria, three and a half full tanks of petrol, or one head of lettuce at New World.

I know, shameful right? But what can a boy do when there are literally no other options on campus. It's bad enough that we are in a cost of living crisis as our university cafe prices are continuously rising, but it's worse that, unless we want to venture off on a thirty-minute walk, there are no other options to stop us spending our precious pūtea.

Solicited advice is a weekly column where an underqualified anonymous guru answers the questions you want answered.

Our loss of language is ever present in our minds and as we move throughout the world. “Our mother tongue, it looms like a ghost in the background of a lot of our experiences,” states Kris.

So, to stop any more of you bastards from buying into this fad lifestyle, I spent 40 bucks on Tate’s Online business school, Hustler’s University 2.0. Below is a totally unbiased review and a bit of commentary on Andrew Tate’s “Online domination”.

I fought with the idea of talking about my cultural identity, but thought as a half cast, I wouldn’t be able to do this justice. You see, identity is a tricky subject to pinpoint, and to prove this to those reading, I ask you to answer this; who are you, really?

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The account’s owner described Pocket as “a little black cat that has the personality of a homeless old [woman]. Sometimes she wants attention, other times she just wants you to fuck off.”

Massey University Student Association (MUSA), has road-tripped down to parliament grounds to file a submission of support to the Employment Relations (Extended Time for Personal Grievance for Sexual Harassment) Amendment Bill.

The acceptance and love for characters like Eddie have normalised being the energetic weirdo, helping people who identify with such characters to feel the love and acceptance in their social groups.

TW: Mention of EDs.

The body-positive movement causes raging debates in Facebook comment sections and sends middle-aged white ladies into a total meltdown. The notion that people might feel confident and happy at any size triggers a deep rage in people who live and die to support diet culture.