James Pocock 4/26/21 James Pocock 4/26/21

Most popular Massey courses revealed

Despite what your parents told you, your Bachelor of Design just isn’t that special

Caroline Moratti 4/26/21 Caroline Moratti 4/26/21

Students stuck queuing for hours to pick up graduation regalia

Students resort to reading Massive out of sheer boredom

Caroline Moratti 4/26/21 Caroline Moratti 4/26/21

Distance exec to take a pay cut

Kinda cuck energy to cut your own pay but that’s...nice, I guess?

James Pocock 4/26/21 James Pocock 4/26/21

No smoking shelters on campus by December under Massey’s latest smoke-free procedure

No more daily durries after class

Ari Prakash 4/26/21 Ari Prakash 4/26/21

Outrage at no Frappuccino for Albany’s new Starbucks menu

Are we too spoiled or do we really deserve Frappuccino? We riot at dawn.

James Pocock 4/26/21 James Pocock 4/26/21

Albany Clubs Day gets the green light

Better late than never!

Cameron Taylor 4/26/21 Cameron Taylor 4/26/21

ReBurger heading to Palmy

Can the burger store shake off its infamous past?

Caroline Moratti 4/26/21 Caroline Moratti 4/26/21

Proposed Scholarship restructuring for Distance students

Neato!

James Pocock 4/26/21 James Pocock 4/26/21

Massey reviewing free flu shot funding for all students

Nice!

Caroline Moratti 4/19/21 Caroline Moratti 4/19/21

Shock resignations: Distance exec lose half of their exec members

Members resigned due to a “hostile working environment” and “diabolical” email from co-president

Ari Prakash 4/19/21 Ari Prakash 4/19/21

Browse Café returns...but with Starbucks?

Honestly did not know that Starbucks was served in cafes other than Starbucks, but like, good for them, I guess.

Caroline Moratti 4/19/21 Caroline Moratti 4/19/21

Massey has a gin-making tree on campus, but it’s for “research”.

Do you have a sensitive nose? Oh boy, do we have some good news for you.

Elena McIntyre-Reet (She/Her) 4/19/21 Elena McIntyre-Reet (She/Her) 4/19/21

Students uncomfortable after lecturer uses racial slur during lecture. Massey stands by it.

“Massey University stands by our academic staff and their chosen approach to language use when teaching or researching issues that risk offending people.” Honestly, fuck this shit.

Courtney Hammond 4/19/21 Courtney Hammond 4/19/21

Te Rau Karamu marae is Massey students’ newest taonga

More than 400 people watched the morning light break the horizon over Massey University’s Pukeahu campus marae, Te Rau Karamu, and its wharenui, Te Whaioranga o Te Whaiao, for its dawn ceremony.