Culinarylingus: An Ode to Massey - A COCKtail
In honour of the alcohol issue, Massive decided to create an exclusive Massey-themed cocktail. Blue Powerade, for our university colours. Gin, because we grow juniper berries (somewhere on the Palmy campus, find them!!!), Bison Grass Vodka (this was as close to ram-related content we could get. Rams eat grass? Anyway, love u Fergus the Ram), and Nitro because we all need to wake the fuck up. Oh, and some cranberry juice because judging by the amount of scratching in my lecture theatres, some of y’all definitely have UTIs. No shame here babe. To finish, slather some McNuggets dipping sauce around the glass in respect to our almighty chicken wing statue and blow a vape cloud to finish off the look. God, I love this university.
Ingredients:
¼ cup of Blue Powerade
1 shot of gin
2 shots Zubrowka Bison Grass Vodka
1 glug of cranberry juice
½ cup Nitro
Sweet & Sour McNuggets dipping sauce
To garnish: a vape cloud
Preparation:
Combine Powerade, gin, vodka, cranberry juice and Nitro in your most fancy glass. Or a stolen road cone. It mostly just depends if you’re from Palmy or not.
Slather dipping sauce around the edges. This will give the perfect fruity kick to your sip, and layer with clouds of vape. Enjoy!