Sexcapades: Tent tribulations

Let me set the scene: New Year’s festival, a group of seven of us are going together. Me and one of my friends were sharing a tent and we had an agreement that we each had one night where we could bring someone back to the tent and the other person had to find somewhere else to sleep. 
 
So, on the second night my friend brought back three others to the tent and they had a foursome! Which is all fine and well BUT the next day I found a used condom in my sleeping bag, in my shoe, and some of my stuff was stolen. 
 
Anyways, on the third night I met the most beautiful man ever and we go back to my tent and I text my friend and say, ‘TENT OCCUPIED DO NOT COME IN PLEASE!’ 
 
We were right in the middle of getting down to business, he’s on top, when my friend comes barging into the tent, FLASHLIGHT ON, trying to bring one of the guys from last night's foursome back to the tent. They got a lovely fully lit view of both of us naked. My friend proceeds to scream, (I should’ve been the one screaming tbh) and ran to the tent next door where my other friend was having sex with her boyfriend.  

Mood = killed. 

Safe to say, the eight-hour car ride home was awkward, I never got my stolen stuff back and we are no longer friends.