Ramming w/ Fergus: Bush

Q. Hey Fergie baby, big fan here <3 I fear my bush is getting out of control!! When is it time to deal with her?? Will it ever stop growing?? 

A. Hey baby, I love meeting fans.  

I have a PSA to make in regard to this question... 

FERGUS THE RAM IS PRO BUSH 

From my very deep experience with puss, I’ve seen hairless, spikey, and my favourite... bushy.  

A bush can never get ‘out of control’ or ‘too long’. The longer the better, actually. A bushy vag is like an exciting maze you have to try and figure out, and an orgasm is waiting for you at the end. 

Now, I have to acknowledge that many others are anti-bush (which is politically incorrect). I’ve heard this stems from a history of suppression and sexism. But I disagree with history. I think this bush discrimination is actually because some are so directionally challenged that they can’t get through the bush maze. They need a bush GPS system.  

Pubes are like a metaphor for life, really: You never stop growing.  

The longer your pubes get, the more creative you can become. I once meet this sheep whose bush was so long, she had it French braided. We fucked a year later, and she had kept growing it out. It was so long that she could use it as a whip on me. It was hot. 

So, to those who are anti-bush, it's unfortunate that Massey University doesn’t have a software engineering degree. I’d love to commission the computer nerds to create a bush GPS so those with direction issues can find their way through the bush maze, and come out on the other side feeling orgasmic.