Sexcapades: Hedge Trimming

Back when I was with my ex, we used to cuddle a lot. At this point he was still a virgin, and I had told him we would go at his pace for sex because I didn’t want to be pushy about it.  

One day we were spooning in bed, and both in our underwear. I felt his hand moving on my thighs and reaching around, and I thought he was going to make a move to be more intimate. Keep in mind, I wasn’t against sex with him, just wanted to be cautious because he was inexperienced.  

I also hadn’t shaved in a while, due to him saying he would prefer to wait. So, when I felt him touching me like that, I didn’t think it was going anywhere, just more cuddling or making out.  

His fingers got to the pubes on my inner thigh, and he murmured in my ear in this deep voice that I think was meant to be sexy, “Mmmm… fuzzy…”, while petting it like a cat. 

Nothing happened that night, and we broke up two weeks later. I don’t know if it was meant to be dirty talk or what, but I haven’t been called “fuzzy” in bed ever since.