News Mason Tangatatai (He/Him) News Mason Tangatatai (He/Him)

Student Thieves Ravage O-Week Goodie Bags

A lack of O-Week events has caused the Wellington student body to turn feral, as freshers have been caught stealing all the good shit from orientation goodie bags. This blatant crime comes directly after students were encouraged by Mason Tangatatai, Editor of Massive Magazine to “steal as much free shit as possible during O-Week” in their inaugural magazine.

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National News, News Elise Cacace (She/Her) National News, News Elise Cacace (She/Her)

No More Room For Racism

We’ve seen the invention of the iPhone, the development of vaccines, the introduction of Yeezys and the movement to legalise gay marriage and destroy segregation. Humanity has come so far, but unfortunately, we still have a long way to go. A harsh reminder of our flaws came in the form of a physical and verbal assault on a young Muslim girl from Otago Girls’ High School on 9 February.

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Distance News, News Sammy Carter (she/her) Distance News, News Sammy Carter (she/her)

Always Read the Fine Print! Thanks to Vic’s Mistake, Distance at Massey Celebrates its 60th Birthday

Massey at Distance celebrates its 60th birthday this month, but no celebrations would be in order if it weren’t for the accident of Vic Uni that started it all. While it’s quite a complicated story, here is a sum up: Vic ding dong didn’t read fine print = Massey gets Vic’s distance and science classes MwHAhAHa.

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