Ramming w/ Fergus: Naked on campus

Q. Hey Fergiepoo! How naked is too naked for campus? Can I show cleavage in front of my lecturers?  

A. Oh my beloved Massey students, how I've missed all your sexy faces. This is a brilliant question to start 2025, but the answer is very obvious...  

YOU CAN NEVER BE NAKED ENOUGH  

Like many of you, I grew up attending a school with uniforms. Yuck. We were forced to wear shirts with the buttons up all the way to the top, long pants down to our ankles, and our fly always had to be up!  

You'd think school in paddocks would be more relaxed, but you'd be wrong. In high school, I did a one semester exchange at a paddock in Timaru. I figured Timaru was a pretty woke town, so it would be the perfect place to debut a naked uniform. I walked into class on the first day wearing nothing but the draw string of my shorts. To my surprise, the students started to call me Straight Pubes.  

But this incident didn't stop me forever. At university lectures, I love to be as naked as possible. University is all about radicalism, change, and protesting the norms of society. And what better way to do that than by getting your titties out in class. 

Before you know it, everyone will be doing it. And you and me, we'll be the trend setters.