Sexcapades - May the force be with you

My boyfriend of three years has always been a nerd. He grew up playing video games, watching anime and being engaged in that cartoon/gamer lifestyle. More recently, his obsession with collecting memorabilia from his favourite shows has gotten out of hand. Our entire room is riddled with comics, toys and posters that honestly are starting to give me the ick. But there was one moment that made me really toss up whether our relationship could move forward.

It was a friday night and the latest star wars had come out about a week ago. Johnny had come back from the movie with a souvenir he picked up from EB games. A bright green lightsaber, he said it was the one Yoda used or whatever. After 15 minutes of him showing me it made noises and did cool light patterns, we got ready to head to sleep.

I was quite horny that night and before he could doze off I scooted my ass on him. This is my go to move to initiate sex. He took the hint and we started going at it. Sex with my man is great. He knows how to hit all my spots and that helps me look past his childish hobbies. But what this man did next was unforgivable. We have a dildo that we like to mix nito our sex, he asked if he could put “it” in my ass, I said yes…. Next thing you know a bright green light flashes across the room and a distinctive hum comes closer to my asshole. HE TRIED TO PUT HIS LIGHTSABER UP MY ASS. immediately I grabbed the green dildo and snapped the handle off. He was absolutely pissed and continued to give me the silent treatment for an entire week.

Don't date a manchild.