Horoscopes - 26 September

Capricorn

I like you, Cappy. You keep it basic and simple (in a cool way). Try spicing up your white singlet, baggy jean combo with a colourful pastel cardigan or bolder earring. Time to stand out a bit more.

Aquarius

You’re already very fashion forward, Aquarius, but let’s go one step further this week. I’m talking growing a dirty, filthy pornstar moustache. Buy a stick and poke kit. Patterns on patterns. Make jaws drop, baby.

Pisces

Embrace the flowy look this week to pay respects to your inner fish. Try the flowy skirts and button-downs with pastel blues, greens, and of course corals! Add some lace for ultimate sex appeal (if that’s what you’re going for).

Aries

Like an energizer bunny, your brain is always going at full speed. This week, try to combine athleisure wear with bright colours to match that intensity. A neon headband would be ideal.

Taurus

Material girl! Don’t even think about looking at anymore online shopping until you’ve paid back all the Afterpay you owe. I’m serious, Taurus, we both know you can’t afford it.

Gemini

This week make sure you never leave the house without a pair of sunglasses, no matter the weather. Awkward social encounters are on the horizon, and you need to be prepared to avoid!

Cancer

Time to invest in a lightweight silk robe for the warmer seasons ahead. You get the same level of comfort as your beloved Oodie but without the back sweat. Cute!

Leo

Hello, spotlight magnet! If you’re serious about being the centre of attention, it’s high time you drop a coin on a disgustingly flamboyant fur coat. Extra points for a matching fur hat.

Virgo

To celebrate the arrival of spring and flowers, you simply must get a new tote bag. Perfect for stealing neighbour’s plants and shopping at the farmer’s market. Slay, earth signs!

Libra

Venus is entering Libra this month! Let your wardrobe to reflect this. I’m talking soft pinks and reds, love heart patterns, SKIRTS?! Why not? Love is in the air!

Scorpio

With all my love, that winter black turtleneck was not the serve you thought it was. Keep going with the dark colours to create that air of mystery, but try elevating your look with some icy accessories (sans turtleneck, PLEASE).

Sagittarius

Don’t be ashamed of the weird envy you have for people who need to wear glasses. Go get yourself some Quay blue light glasses and slay the day away, Sag. Academia chic is so in.