Sexcapades: Ignorance is bliss

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Living in Rotorua as a bi teen I had a few experiences with girls but never really tried anything with other guys. Fifty year old men on Grindr weren’t really my cup of tea. So you could imagine my excitement at moving to Wellington, the gay capital of New Zealand.

My older cousin was hosting a party at his musty Aro Valley flat, and I decided to tag along. It was wild, everyone was getting absolutely hammered. They all seemed to already know each other though, so I wandered outside and met this tall dashing blonde guy who was literally the hottest guy I’d ever seen. Surely he wouldn’t be into me, but he was just my type and I wanted to see if it would go anywhere. Sadly this chick was completely wrapped around his muscular arm. They seemed to be together.

After a while of chatting she offered me a dart and shit got really interesting. This girl seemed to be really into me, making crazy eye contact, extremely obvious flirty jokes and finding every possible excuse she could to touch me. Don’t get me wrong, she was pretty hot, but I was way more into the guy. I wanted him to absolutely rail me and she could definitely tell. One thing led to another, we all got extremely drunk and once the party wrapped up she offered if I’d like to go home with both of them. I was a little nervous but why would I to pass up an opportunity like this?

Eventually we all ended up in his bed, us guys on each end of her body. It was pretty hot but I couldn’t stop looking at his massive dick. I was so hard and didn’t care about anything, I just wanted him to break my fucking back. I grew some balls and grabbed his dick giving him a mean blowy while the girl sucked me off. We all did many things that night but rest assured, I found it very hard to walk the next morning.

I woke up extremely hungover and waddled downstairs. His mum had invited me to stay for breakfast. She was absolutely lovely and welcoming, which I thought was a little weird given that there were three of us who had all obviously fucked the night before. Maybe she was just used to her son and his girlfriend having regular threeways? Everything became clear after one snarky comment from the mum to the girl.

“Wow *****, you’re so much nicer to your brother when he has friends around.”

WTF! I was so shook and knew I had to get the fuck out. I was absolutely horrified and made some quick lame excuse about an overdue assignment to leave this incestuous fucking household.

I found out later from my cousin that they were actually step siblings, but didn’t dare mention the fact that we all fucked.

I’ve heard that Wellington is an accepting place, but I didn’t realise it was THAT accepting.