Ramming w/ Fergus: Jizz

Q. Hey Fergie baby, my mates and I are tryna make the word ‘jizz’ happen. But some people aren’t getting onboard... are you?  

A. In the Ferguson ‘Fergus’ Fergie Dick-tionary, the definition of the word ‘jizz’ is ‘an action, person, or object that is incredibly cool, excellent, swag, or great’.  

I appreciate the kind soldiers who are helping make ‘jizz’ happen. I’m sure you receive many confused, shocked, even disgusted faces – they don’t understand. But they will one day, my love.  

If I were to break it down, ‘jizz’ does not have to mean what is actually means. Which is cum if you didn’t know. That thing I ejaculate on the hourly. It is also slang for anything that could make you... jizz. 

And for those who don’t understand, here is a list of times I’ve used the word ‘jizz’...  

• “This spring grass is so jizz.” 

• “Your mum’s mommy milkers are so jizz.”  

• “Palmerston North’s campus duck pond is so jizz the water is murky. It’s giving the Saltburn bathtub.” 

It also provides so many options which the Ferguson ‘Fergus’ Fergie Dick-tionary offers. ‘Jizz’ can be extended into ‘jizzing’ or even ‘jizzable’. 

• “I’m jizzing over my new gumboots.” 

• “Looking in the mirror this morning, I felt so jizzable.” 

I hope that explains it for you all who aren’t educated. Now go forth and conquer the world that rejects JIZZ.