Horoscopes

Capricorn

You will get a phone call that will change your life as it relates to pizza. Embrace it. 

Aquarius

Keep an eye out for rabid foxes this month. And people with green shoes. 

Pisces

Try a new hair product. It will bring you great fortune in the romance department.

Aries

Order the miso soup. It will be life-affirming. 

Taurus

Spend some time at the beach this week. Invest in dingy. It will be smooth sailing. 

Gemini

Worship Pocket the cat in the Mawsa building on Wellington campus. She brings good fortune. 

Cancer

Take a dip in the Manawatū campus pond and be blessed with good skin for the rest of the week. 

Leo

Order a double shot at Tussock Cafe on Wellington Campus and enjoy double the luck for the week. 

Virgo

Close your eyes and choose a random book from the library shelf. Enjoy wisdom this week. 

Libra

Kiss a stranger in O week. Aim to never bump into them again.  

Scorpio

Repeat the following mantra in the morning for maximum good fortune: “Cats rule the world.”  

Sagittarius

I don’t know, take a look at your coffee grounds? I heard that it can predict the future.