Horoscopes - 3 October

Capricorn

There is such a thing as working too hard, Cap. Go get yourself a face mask and a $7 bottle of wine to wind down when you can – you deserve it, Queen.

Aquarius

Flatmate pissing you off? Partner being annoying? We’ve all been there and no, using your StudyLink to get a one-way flight to a random city to escape is not overdramatic. Do it.

Pisces

Overthinking is a bitch, Pisces. Make an effort to get out of the house this week and take every opportunity presented to you to socialize. Whatever you do, stop listening to sad love songs.

Aries

The recent new moon is very exciting for your love life, Aries! More specifically, this is the perfect time for the enemies-to-lovers arc you’ve been waiting for. Kiss that asshole!

Taurus

Try setting smaller, realistic goals as you get into the business end of the semester. You have a habit of overestimating what you can do in a day. Be kind to yourself and your brain this study season.

Gemini

You are entering your bad bitch era, Gemini. So, stop thinking about that situationship that went wrong and more about yourself and how hot and sexy you are. Slay.

Cancer

Cancers thrive in happy and clean spaces – so if you’re looking for productive procrastination, the stars (and your flatmates) would highly recommend cleaning the flat! Thanks!

Leo

Only like a month left of university, Leo. Try not to piss anyone else off.

Virgo

Take advantage of the spring weather this study season, Virgo. I know it’s easy to lose track of time but sure you leave the library or your room to give your brain some fresh air.

Libra

Happy Libra season! The world is your oyster this week, Libra, and with Venus in your sign and the recent new moon, love in relationships and clarity in your career is coming your way.

Scorpio

When the party calls this weekend, do not pick up. Avoid social situations if you can and, if you can’t, avoid adding alcohol into the mix. Bad decisions are on the horizon, so keep your wits about you.

Sagittarius

Procrastination is your worst enemy this next week or so. The best time to catch up on uni was yesterday, so get onto it. Do you want to graduate or not? Get it together.