Horoscopes - 25 July

Capricorn

It’s fun to daydream, I know Cap, but let’s make some things happen, why don’t we? Buy those tickets overseas! Quit your job! Dump your mans! Let’s shake things up!

Aquarius

I would highly recommend investing in some paints and a canvas. You’re a creative soul, and this winter has not been very fun for you, so let’s get out of the dumps and doing some painting! Yay!

Pisces

Break down those walls this week, Pisces. It will be an emotional roller coaster but remember, the lows are there so you can really enjoy the highs.

Aries

Enter a pub quiz with your mates and when you suggest answers, say it with your chest. This is your chance to be stubborn – you don’t want to risk losing the quiz because you’re trying to be nice to your friends!

Taurus

Is it COVID, is it the flu?! Either way, being sick is NOT whYou are hot and perfect in every way, don’t change a thing xoxo

Gemini

#JusticeForGemini. Don’t let the haters bring you down this week, Gemini. They’re just jealous of your social butterfly skills! Keep doing what you’re doing and the rest will follow.

Cancer

Feeling a bit down? Let’s really lean into it, Cancer! Cut some bangs! Dye your hair! Go off the grid! The best waves are the ones you ride after all!

Leo

Finally! It’s the time of the year you’ve all been waiting for … Leo season!! It’s the one season a year where you will actually get away with being the centre of attention, so enjoy it, Leo.

Virgo

Virgo! Let your hair down this week and go a bit wild. You don’t have to plan everything down to the minute – it will all work out, trust me.

Libra

Spend a couple extra minutes on your appearance. I’m talking make sure your buttons line up, your shoes are clean, your nails aren’t chipped… the stars tell me you’ll meet a very important person this week.

Scorpio

Spend as much energy hyping yourself up as you do hyping your mates up this week, Scorpio! And while you’re at it, try investing some time in your own relationship rather than giving advice out to everyone else.

Sagittarius

Time to do some inward-looking this week, Sag. You don’t have to be a bad bitch 24 hours of the day and keeping your feelings in really doesn’t help anyone.

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