Ramming w/ Fergus: From jail

I am writing this to you from my jail cell.  

I’d like to put all the rumours straight. Yes, I did in fact ram raid the Palmerston North Michael Hill. But I did it for a good cause... Massey University. We’re spending over our budget, closing down buildings left and right, saying goodbye to sexy staff and I just couldn’t take it anymore!   

Sue me for trying to help (please don’t actually sue me Michael Hill I’m already in jail).   

It could be boring sitting in a cell all alone. But I’m not alone because I’m getting more fan mail and sexy questions each day! The printed-out nudes are especially appreciated.  

Q. Hey baby boy, my boyfriend and I really want to try docking because it's such a hot idea, but I know damn well he doesn't clean his dick well. How do I tell him to clean under his foreskin? 

A. The only docking I know is when farmers chop off a sheep’s tail to avoid fly strike and fecal soiling.  

While I can’t agree that the actual act of docking is hot, the result certainly is. The idea of a sheep, once she’s healed of course, having a clear and clean entrance for my monster cock is just wonderful.  

Although, sometimes it makes me sad when I’m fucking a sheep doggy style, and I see her little nub where her tail used to be. It’s a part of herself she’s lost.  

One time, I slept with this sheep who was so sad she got docked, that she would steal the farmer’s bucket of molasses and try and stick her tail back on her bum. It never worked, but it did make her rather tasty when I ate her out. In fact, she was very popular with all the rams after that. Molasses w/ pussy tastes like a sundae of pleasure.