Ramming w/ Fergus: Dick size

Q. Is my girlfriend just trying to make me feel better when she says that my little cock is ‘perfect’? 

A. I don’t have this problem, seeing as I have a huge cock. But I once learnt a valuable lesson about dick size from a hot MILF.  

I had snuck into the hay shed, as it was bulking season and I hadn’t had enough carbs. I was munching away on some bales, when this MILF burst into the shed to tell me off. She started to yell at me, but when I turned around, I immediately got a boner at the sight of her. I tried to not make it obvious, but she stopped in her tracks and looked me up and down. She walked to me slowly, catching her breath from all the yelling. I gave her an eyebrow raise and a nod before she grabbed my rock-hard cock. We rammed on the hay bale I had just started to eat.  

Afterwards, she told me stories of her long dating history, “I’ve dated many, but never a ram”. I asked if my cock was the biggest she’d ever seen. She went dark on me, with that same look she had when she’d caught me snacking on the hay, “Don’t you know size doesn’t matter, it's what you do with it that counts.” 

I was taught a valuable lesson that day. It wasn’t just the lesson that MILFs do the best simultaneous orgasms. Or just that MILFs have the breasts that you’d want to motorboat all day. It was the lesson that every cock is perfect just the way it is.  

So, I don’t think you girlfriend is just tryna make you feel better when she calls your little cock ‘perfect’. After all, boyfriend dick is where it's at.  

P.S. Happy Massive ‘Sex’ issue everyone! Screw Christmas and Halloween, this is my favourite holiday of the year.