Sexcapade: Vodka Crans Vom

In my first year, I went a bit wild. I met this guy in the halls who lived a few doors down. We kept seeing each other in the line for the bathroom, and we finally got talking.

One night after coming home from town, we shared an Uber back. I was feeling carsick and all the vodka crans finally caught up with me. He helped me up the stairs and back into my room. Things got heated and so I tied my hair up if yk what I mean.

He was really into it. But when he finished, something was wrong, he went bright red. His dick was so crusted over, his cum was trapped (there seemed to be a lot of buildup). When he tried to clean and peel, all of the pressure released into my face, his face, everywhere. I obviously had a few too many drinks and didn't see or taste any of the signs. When I finally realised what happened I spewed all over him, in his mouth and everything. He then returned the favour and after a few minutes back and forth, we started cleaning, silently.

A few weeks later a new girl moved into his room. Never drinking vodka crans again. 

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