Ramming w/ Fergus: Manwhores
Q. Hey Fergiepoo. I’m in love with a manwhore. What do I do?
A. This situation sounds really familiar – are you talking about my mate, Eddie the mule? I’ve heard a couple donkeys call him a manwhore and I have to agree. His ass count is almost as high as mine!
I’ve dealt with this many times, coming from the certified god of manwhores who every sane person falls for. I have to fend off potential lovers with a stick... sometimes I use the wrong stick.
All that experience means he must be a good fuck (and if it’s Eddie, I’ve heard good things). But he can’t be measured against me, of course. Love just complicates things. I say just fuck him and have a good time. Plenty of people have fallen in love with me, and there’s enough Fergus to go around.
One time a girl confessed to me that she was in love with me while I was eating her out. I mean she tasted good, but I hightailed outta there. The post-nut clarity didn’t help. I’d keep all that love to yourself.
But if you have your sight set on making this manwhore (Eddie, are you there) fall in love with you too, you are in for the long haul. But it's not impossible!
Once I fucked this girl with incredible doggy style... for a sheep. So good that when she started ignoring my booty calls, it made me more into her. I wouldn’t say I loved her. But if she had resisted me for more than a week then you never know.
Ignore this manwhore for a week or two and see where it gets ya. He may become a manwhore retiree. I’ve seen it done before.
And if you decide you’d rather just hook up and have a good time with someone else, no feelings attached? Hit me up.
