Solicited Advice

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What campus has the best fashion?

This one goes out to all my distance baddies. Now my reasoning is not because of oodies… or EWdies as I call them.. Do you people wash those or do they smell like ball sweat? I've never been in close enough proximity to one to find out... Um anyway, I think it's got to be the distance baddies because any day that you actually get dressed is a day that you deserve a medal for, so props to you.

How do I look cool without spending thousands of $?

FULL SEND. Honestly you just have to give it your all. It's not even really the clothes. I think we have established that like 10% of fashion is the clothes and the rest is your body (sadly) and your swag. In some ways, the more insane you dress, the better, as long as you walk tall and maybe wear a pair of hot sunglasses. Unhinged = hot. Lots of layers, a colour palette, chic vibes.

Why do so many people wear hats in lecture theatres?

So fun fact, I was hysterical when I saw this question, because I thought it said why do so many people wear hats in theatre lectures? And I thought to myself, omg so true, theatre students would be the #1 ugliest hat wearers in the universe. I was imagining those hats with the long ear flaps that you can wear as gloves and theatre students leaping around in them. This made me throw up in my mouth.

As for the question at hand.. I don't know and frankly don't care. Doesn't seem to be a problem unless it's a fedora or an unironic snapback.