Sexcapades - Lonely threesome

Threesomes are the pinnacle of a young man's sexual fantasies. Who hasn’t dreamed of having two women draped over you, begging for every inch of manhood that you have to offer, even if it's only three. A threesome defines you as a man. Once you’ve conquered two women what more in life is there to complete? This is what I thought before I ventured on my one and only threesome adventure. As you can probably predict by my story being featured in Massive Magazine’s Sexcapades, things didn’t go to plan.

It started as many threesomes do, Tinder. I had been scouring for potential wifey’s when I came across a profile that intrigued me to say the least. “Looking for a third,” the profile stated, and alongside this caption were two beautiful women, both far out of my league.

As any down-bad dude would do, I bit at the bait and messaged my interest. Within a matter of hours, I was given an address to meet the pair at. My heart was racing. After years of fantasizing, my dream was about to come true. I quickly showered, trimmed my pubes, and set out on the adventure of a lifetime.

When I arrived at their place my heart was in my throat. I was so nervous, but an excited nervous. Was I going to have to take the lead? Would they like me? Would I last more than sixty seconds? While all these questions raced through my head I was pulled into their bedroom and chucked onto the bed.

At this point kissing began. It was nice. One of the girls was more forward than the other, she was telling me and the other girl to kiss. She demanded I go down on her, and I did exactly that. After about 10 minutes of pleasing this girl, I was told to stop, zip up my pants and sit in the corner. For the next 30 minutes I sat in the corner watching these two go at it like rabid bunnies. I was not allowed to touch, just watch as my threesome dream was quickly dashed.

Once they had finished each other I asked if there was any chance I could get off. I was met with a few laughs and was quickly shown the door. I went back to Tinder to ask if we could meet again but I had been blocked.

I think I'll stick to one girl at a time.