Sexcapades: Is it Incest?
Last year I hooked up with this girl in town. She was cute, flirty, basically the whole package. Brought her back to mine and had a great fucking time (best blow job of my life, if I’m honest). Like really, she treated my dick as if it were a motherfucking popsicle. THAT TONGUE.
After all the action, we were in bed together, scrolling through each others profiles, doing some gentle teasing like “oh so you’re a hashtag girl” etc, as we exchanged socials. However, she stopped on one pic of my instagram, and started to smile.
“Omg, how do you know this guy?” she asked, obviously excited. I was like, oh, him, he’s my great grandfather. It was an old pic of him, the only one I had really, but I really liked how much I looked like him. So yeah, I’d shared it, I told her, expecitng the usual reaction of “awh!” I get from girls when I talk about my family.
However, instead she went silent. Too silent.
“He’s also...my great granddad,” she finally managed to get out. Um, WHAT.
Turns out, it was true, although she hadn’t really known the dude, but her grandparents had a photo of him in their house or whatever. Let’s just say, the rest of the “morning cuddles” was awkward. Very awkward.
So TLDR; I fucked my second cousin. Only in New Zealand, right? And it was the best gobbie of my life too. Is it bad that I’m still thinking about it? Like...it’s only second cousins, that’s not too bad. Right??? Should I call her?