Ramming w/ Fergus: Sharing is caring

Q. I’ve been using my roommate’s dildo without her knowing and I like the thrill of it. How do I stop? 

A. You guys have been sending me a lot of questions lately, and they are starting to feel more like confessions than questions... keep it up.  

This reminds me of the shared dick-shaped fence post on my farm. The sheep love it. And don’t judge, because the first ever dildo was wooden.  

Whenever I’m too busy for a ram, the sheep will line up by the dick-shaped fence post and take turns. Honestly, when they let me, I love to watch. A girl being pleasured is better than spring grass.  

Just economically speaking, it's very smart for you to have a shared flat dildo. Sex toys can be very expensive, especially if you want to get the good ones. So, keep using your roommate’s dildo. If they find out, tell them you’ll bank transfer them for half of however much it cost, then you guys can keep sharing. 

But if your roommate finds out and doesn’t like it, perhaps go to your nearest farm and rip a fencepost out of the ground. The sheep love it, so you will too.