Ramming w/ Fergus: Bush

Q. Hey Fergie baby, big fan here <3 I fear my bush is getting out of control!! When is it time to deal with her?? Will it ever stop growing?? 

A. Hey baby, I love meeting fans.  

I have a PSA to make in regard to this question... 

FERGUS THE RAM IS PRO BUSH 

From my very deep experience with puss, I’ve seen some hairless, some spikey, and my favourite... bushy.  

A bush can never get ‘out of control’ or ‘too long’. The longer the better, actually. A bushy vag is like an exciting maze you have to try and figure out, and an orgasm is waiting for you at the end. 

Now, I have to acknowledge that many others are anti-bush (which is politically incorrect). I’ve heard this stems from a history of suppression and sexism. But I disagree with history. I think this bush discrimination is actually because some are so directionally challenged that they can’t get through the bush maze. They need a bush GPS system.  

Pubes are like a metaphor for life, really: You never stop growing.  

The longer your pubes get, the more creative you can become. I once meet this sheep whose bush was so long, she had it French braided. We fucked a year later, and she had kept growing it out. It was so long that she could use it as a whip on me. It was hot. 

So, to those who are anti-bush, it's unfortunate that Massey University doesn’t have a software engineering degree. I’d love to commission the computer nerds to create a bush GPS so those with direction issues can find their way through the bush maze, and come out on the other side feeling orgasmic.