Sexcapades: Scabies Seduction

Back in my first year of uni, my partner and I got scabies... bad scabies. 

We obviously really wanted to get rid of it, so we planned to do a super intense deep clean scabies treatment, which entailed stripping the bed and staying naked for the whole day (we were desperate).  

I had also just been prescribed Ritalin (ADHD medication). So, our plan was to spend our entire day naked, with the curtains shut, getting our assignments done. We took one pill each and sat down with our laptops. 

But the Ritalin had an unexpected effect on both of us. We went into an amphetamine-fueled raw fuck frenzy and had sex naked on the wooden floor for hours. 

After several rounds, I was about to finish again when our flatmate came in unannounced. We paused horizontally, no blanket over us, our naked bodies covered in scabies cream, staring at the doorway.  

Our flatmate burst out laughing and shut the door. The levels of embarrassment were so deep, all me and my partner could do after that was actually work on assignments in utter silence.