Ramming w/ Fergus: Open?

Q. I found Grinder on my boyfriend of three years' phone, but I'm not mad, in fact I downloaded it two months ago as well. How do I tell him I want to sleep around, and I want him too? 

A. You have found yourself in a perfect situation. He knew you guys were open before you even had to ask!  

You have had three years of monogamy. Three years to lavish in what Google would call your “exclusive intimate partnership” (soz, I had to google monogamy because I’ve never done it before).  

But now you find yourself at a point where you want to be open, or even polyamorous. Most people would be nervous to ask their long-term partner about making this change. BUT ALAS, phone stalking has revealed that his desire matches yours!  

My mate down the road from me, Al the ass, was once dating a donkey for two whole mating seasons. He realised he wanted to try being open but was too scared to ask.  

I encouraged him to give it a go, and the next time he got a late-night booty call, he arrived to see his lady had already invited a newly arrived horse to their party.  

By the end of the threesome, my buddy and his misses barely had to say anything to each other. They just knew open was the way to go.  

Am I saying you should have a threesome? Well, I’m not saying you shouldn’t. But I’m saying it’s clear your boyfriend wants to sleep around too, so there’s no harm in starting the conversation. 

But if you’re too scared, leave your phone unlocked and next to him the next time you go to the bathroom. Hopefully, he’ll find out you have Grinder downloaded too and be the one to bring it up first.  

Happy fucking everyone!