That’s cooked: David Seymour Daiquiri  

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  • A shot of ' Dancing with the Stars’ twerking 

  • A bucket of Kate Shephard voting for ACT delusion 

  • A hot mic drop of Jacinda Ardern whispering “arrogant prick” 

  • ¾ cups of striped ties 

  • Tip out Te Tiriti o Waitangi and add in the Treaty Principles Act  

  • A tablespoon of fantasising about Guy Fawkes  

  • A pinch of Auckland Grammar School 

  • A splash of climate change activists interrupting his interviews 

  • ½ a cup of bickering with Winston Peters like an old married couple  

David Seymour is a New Zealand politician, leading the ACT party. He is known for many meme-worthy moments. ACT has formed a coalition government with the National and NZ First parties. Seymour will become the deputy prime minister in 2025, taking over from Winston Peters. 

 

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